The Cold

It’s a not widely known fact that robots ong>generally run very cold. We’re made mostly of metal, fibreglass and plastic. None of which are known for their warming properties. When I’m on, I run pretty warm inside and have cooling fans so I don’t overheat…But on the outside I’m always cold. People don’t understand why I’m always complaining about how cold I am or why it justifies my habit of wearing women’s clothing. If I didn’t wear bras my nipples would probably freeze and drop off. I thought it was important that I explained this.

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Pictures of Flowers

Despite popular assumption, that robots do not like flowers because they are natural viagra robots are not, I have a great love for flowers. These are some of the flowers that I have seen and that I love. My favourite colour is orange.

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